Hilarious Wine Pairings for Real Moms

These hilarious wine pairings are perfect for real moms who have to scarf their food as they try to control the chaos of life with kids.  Have you ever paired donuts with wine? How about Girl Scout Cookies?  Whether it’s pizza, chicken nuggets, or Halloween candy, these foods are the perfect pairing for the busy mom who wants to relax with some wine and celebrate #momlife.

Welcome to another edition of Toasting Tuesdays where we Celebrate Wine, Women, Wellness, and Wisdom!

The last few Toasting Tuesdays have been a bit serious, so I decided to lighten things up this week with a lighthearted post about funny wine and food pairings.

As busy moms coordinating the chaos of life and our little ones, we don’t always have time to eat the perfect, most well-balanced meal.

I once saw a hilarious tea towel at Nordstrom’s that said:

 “If it weren’t for my kids, I’d never know how well chicken nuggets paired with wine!”

So, today, I’m toasting all the busy moms out there that have secretly (or maybe not-so-secretly) paired their mommy juice with chicken nuggets…or anything else they were able to scarf down as they tried to manage it all!

Hilarious Wine Pairings for Real Moms

Halloween Candy 

Thanksgiving Pie

Holiday Cookies

Tacos (I need this one! That’s all my family eats! ha!)

Girl Scout Cookies

Pop Corn!  
(Love this list!)

Donuts 

Game Day 

And my Personal Fave…

Pizza Pairings

How do you pair your wine?

However you pair it,here’s to you as you Celebrate the Cocktail of Life!

Cheers!
Shana

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HI! I’m a Shana, self-proclaimed Media Mixologist, wife, and mom to two little girls. I love to mix up cocktails of crafts, recipes, wellness, family and business with just the right amount of sparkle to help you shine everyday. So, grab a glass, and let’s celebrate the cocktail of life!